You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I accidentally burped into my bong.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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