I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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