I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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