At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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