her vagine was all disorganized.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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