I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
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Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
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So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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