I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
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