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I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
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There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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