all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
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