Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
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This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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