Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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