you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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