You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Couch. On fire.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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