thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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