I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
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I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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