We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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