im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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