Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
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Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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