i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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