Hey man sorry I got all grabby
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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