My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
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I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
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Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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