I want to stick my p in your. b.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Randomize
