If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
