Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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