i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
I just gift wrapped bread.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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