Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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