We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
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is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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