we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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