You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
Randomize
