i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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