If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
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glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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