I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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