Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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