can u get pink eye on your cock?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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