just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
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You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
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They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I see more hoeing in ur future
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