so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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