How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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