he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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