For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize