Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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