Walk of Shame. In a state park.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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