In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Betty ford says i'm here all night
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Randomize
