I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
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