she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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