there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Randomize