I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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