I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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