Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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