Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
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