: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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