I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
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Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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