i just google imaged poop.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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