i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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