i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window