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You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
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