Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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