Well douche your snatch and let's go!
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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