He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
We smell like vodka and hangover
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